November 2011
1 post
Mark and I are going on a date so I put on my wedding ring and it is too big. :)
September 2011
1 post
Chic is the right about of nothing.
August 2011
4 posts
I just asked a grown married man if he was a virgin… I meant to ask him what version.
I don’t have school tonight. What to do with myself?
Downside: On the phone with tech support. Up side: They speak English and the hold music doesn’t make me want to kill myself.
We are adding to our family! Welcome, welcome 27-inch iMac! We can’t wait to meet you in person :)
June 2011
4 posts
I didn’t know I could roll that many perms in a night
I got my creative packet at school. I’m so excited to be on the floor Monday, Thursday, and Friday. Let me know if you need our hair done :)
What was I thinking this morning when i thought that stripper glitter was a good idea?
Nothing makes me feel more loved then when my husband paints my toenails
April 2011
1 post
Wishing @MarkWPriz the happiest birthday ever! Love you more each day!
December 2010
4 posts
Don’t know what is worse the fact that I burnt myself with a curling iron or the fact that people ask if it is a hickey.
I’m thankful for Christmas See’s Candy!
I’m making a plan…
Just got a call that was a wrong number… it ended with the guy telling me he wants me to have is children and now he is texting me.
July 2010
1 post
Omg!! I packed the salad and then forgot it. What is wrong with me?!?
June 2010
11 posts
I have so many mosquito bites that it looks like i have a strange skin infection. I started counting them but got bored at 100.
Just backed into my bosses car. I assume this is a bad time to ask for a raise…
The license plate ahead of me says “TRUEPMS”… I’m speechless
Mark accidentally went to work and found out that he has the day off… it makes me want to go home “sick” real bad.
I would like a mulligan!!
It is nice to have @MarkWPriz home even if it is only for a night.
“Hate is love gone wrong. We hate those whom we might have loved.”
My man is gone for a week I can’t help but be a little sad.
I’m a radio super star!!
I’m totally knocking out my todo list!!
It always works out in the end. If it’s not working out, then it’s not the end.
May 2010
3 posts
1 tag
Life List
I started a Life List a while ago you can find 1 - 11 here and 12 - 18 here. I noticed that I had crossed off some thing from the list. Crossing something off moved me so much that I completed a hundred item life list. I didn’t know how to order them so they are in alphabetical order! I feel more alive by just making the list. I can’t wait to see what happens once I start...
Use to think that I was a domestic goddess.That was until I told mark I reheat a mean left over, and couldnt remember the last meal I cooked
Just walked in on @MarkWPriz drinking syrup from the bottle.
November 2009
11 posts
Really, the smoke from one candle set off the fire alarm?!?
Days that I need extra support I wear @MarkWPriz watch. It protects me.
I’m on team Mark! @MarkWPriz
Hello wedding hair!! If only I could find peacock feathers for it…
Just saw a woman pick a wedgie on stage in front of hundreds of people. Coolest chick ever!
I hate budgets; they make me feel poor.
Ray Lamontagne, you are worth being this tired. I love your voice! I love your songs! and i’m sure if i knew you i would love you too!
You know you are tired when you pour water over you cereal and don’t notice till you take a bite.
Internet you let me down. I can’t find “Jagger Ties the Knot” SNL skit only the transcript. http://snltranscripts.jt.org/90/90gjagger.phtml
Dumb doesn’t even begin to cover this feeling.
You shouldn’t go searching for old friends on facebook right after Halloween because you may have to ask if the mullet is fake or real.
October 2009
1 post
I got part of Mark’s Christmas present in the mail and it is so pretty that i don’t know how i will be able to keep it a secret for 2 months
September 2009
32 posts
I think that my chicken, apple, and grape salad may be the most perfect lunch.
Mark thinks it is funny when I get embarrassed. He enjoys watching me squirm.
I feel like a jerk.
Trader Joe’s has the best flowers!
My dog thinks I abuse her. Why? Because I ran out to my car and left her alone for two minutes.
I didn’t know that MTV still played videos.
Sometimes 140 characters isn’t enough.
I have the smartest niece!! She is 19 months and already knows all of her colors.