November 6, 2009

Internet you let me down. I can’t find “Jagger Ties the Knot” SNL skit only the transcript. http://snltranscripts.jt.org/90/90gjagger.phtml

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November 4, 2009

Dumb doesn’t even begin to cover this feeling.

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You shouldn’t go searching for old friends on facebook right after Halloween because you may have to ask if the mullet is fake or real.

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October 28, 2009

I got part of Mark’s Christmas present in the mail and it is so pretty that i don’t know how i will be able to keep it a secret for 2 months

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September 25, 2009

I think that my chicken, apple, and grape salad may be the most perfect lunch.

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Mark thinks it is funny when I get embarrassed. He enjoys watching me squirm.

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September 22, 2009

I feel like a jerk.

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September 21, 2009

Trader Joe’s has the best flowers!

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September 19, 2009

My dog thinks I abuse her. Why? Because I ran out to my car and left her alone for two minutes.

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I didn’t know that MTV still played videos.

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September 18, 2009

Sometimes 140 characters isn’t enough.

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September 17, 2009

I have the smartest niece!! She is 19 months and already knows all of her colors.

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It is nine o’clock and I’m ready for bed. I’m guess that means I’m old.

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If you don’t use http://picclick.com/ then you don’t really ebay.

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September 16, 2009

I was voted least likely to change to cheating on my man. You should see the medal!

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