Jessica Mae
If you want to contact me, email me jessicamazie [at] gmail [dot] com
I’m on team Mark! @MarkWPriz
3 days agoHello wedding hair!! If only I could find peacock feathers for it…
4 days agoJust saw a woman pick a wedgie on stage in front of hundreds of people. Coolest chick ever!
1 week agoRay Lamontagne, you are worth being this tired. I love your voice! I love your songs! and i’m sure if i knew you i would love you too!
1 week agoI hate budgets; they make me feel poor.
1 week agoYou know you are tired when you pour water over you cereal and don’t notice till you take a bite.
2 weeks agoInternet you let me down. I can’t find “Jagger Ties the Knot” SNL skit only the transcript. http://snltranscripts.jt.org/90/90gjagger.phtml
2 weeks agoDumb doesn’t even begin to cover this feeling.
2 weeks agoYou shouldn’t go searching for old friends on facebook right after Halloween because you may have to ask if the mullet is fake or real.
2 weeks agoI got part of Mark’s Christmas present in the mail and it is so pretty that i don’t know how i will be able to keep it a secret for 2 months
3 weeks agoI think that my chicken, apple, and grape salad may be the most perfect lunch.
2 months agoMark thinks it is funny when I get embarrassed. He enjoys watching me squirm.
2 months agoI feel like a jerk.
2 months agoTrader Joe’s has the best flowers!
2 months ago